Thursday, September 17, 2009

AUGUST 21st: Mystery


Aug 21 and 22 002, originally uploaded by Kikigill.

As I was cleaning Elena's room for a guest, I decided to clean under her bed. I pulled out one of the hospital chucks I keep under her bed in case of a nighttime wet and I found this mystery stain. Who would have vomited on a chuck and then balled it up and stuffed it BACK under the bed? A child? A drunk adult? I burned up the phone lines calling sisters and friends, anyone who might have a clue. The mystery has never been solved. The best suppositions are:

1) It is not vomit, but someone used the chuck to clean up some soup and then someone else thought it was clean and put it back under the bed. Most likely NOT the winning theory.

2) A drunk visitor vomited on it and doesn't remember...the only drunk visitors are family members who are deeply offended by this theory.

3) Lastly was a scenario my mother vaguely described in which Elena wasn't feeling well, she threw up and in complete exhaustion, Mom pushed the thing under the bed to be retrieved later. DING DING DING. We have a winner!

2 comments:

Michelle said...

Hey! I've been a drunk, puking visitor at your house!

Amelia's moms said...

Ew.